Ever since I can remember, society has led me to believe that having a big schlong is the key to being successful in life. I have of course realized the contrary by now, but I, like most guys, have been a little curious about the effects of male enhancement products on size, girth, and performance. I don’t really have anything to complain about in the netherworld, but I was curious enough to do some investigating over the last week that I figured I would share. Before you sign up for Viagra, Extenze, or Peter North’s Pep-Me-Up Penis Pump, read the information below. It may save you from spending money on a product that you may not be satisfied with in the end.
Penis pumps are supposed to “pump” a few extra inches out of your manhood, but they usually don’t’ do anything of the sort. The theory behind these pumps is that you can pump your penis with this tube that looks like a dynamite release, and then you can magically get four extra inches of erection. Most of the time, these things don’t do anything but hurt your dick and make you regret ever wanting to have sex in the first place. When they do work, they just give you a long, limp third leg to work with. No woman is going to find that sexy…none. You might as well stick with Shorty McShort-Short at that point because it will at least be firm enough for a fun time.
Male Enhancement Pills
Male enhancement pills like Cialis and Viagra can I fact work, but they may not work in the way you think they should. A lot of guys think they can get bigger with male enhancement pills, but that is not the case. If you look over the common ingredients in male enhancement pills, you will see that most of them just increase blood flow to the penis. That will give you harder, thicker, and longer lasting erections, but it won’t necessarily make you bigger. These pills work well for overall enhancement, but they are not meant to add inches to your pelvis pickle. Keep that in mind before you buy them in the future.
Penis extenders are some of the scariest enhancement products you can find, and they are also some of the most dangerous ones. A penis extender is basically a brace that you can put around your penis that pulls the head of it away from the body. There are bands that go around the top and bottom of the penile shaft, and then there is an adjustable bar in between the bands that is supposed to pull everything apart. While the theory behind these devices is solid, the execution is nothing short of scary. You could bust blood vessels or severely reduce the firmness in your ego by using one of these tools, so you might as well avoid doing so from the start.
Solutions That Work
If you actually want to see safe and effective results with male enhancement, you need to thin about jelqing. This is a set of exercises you can do to improve the size of your penis over time. I have spoken to a lot of guys that have legitimately seen results from jelqing, but I have never actually tried these exercises myself. It can’t hurt to test a few things out while you are playing around down there and see if any of them work. At least this way, you won’t have to spend a dime to see a change in your pants.