When “Bieber Fever” started spreading like wildfire, I really hoped it was going to be a phase the world went through. I assumed he would be on the charts long enough to make a record or two, and then he’d be yesterday’s news. Man, was I wrong. This kid is still making millions, and I don’t see any chance of that slowing down in the future. The only problem I have now is with the massive amount of attention this kid gets. It literally makes me sick just thinking about it. Here are a few reasons why I have a problem with Bieber Fever…
I Hate Screaming Little Girls
“Ahhhhh! Oh my gawwwwwd! It’s JUSTIN BIEBER!” Ugh, I can’t even read that without getting annoyed. Justin Bieber is the typical pop star that draws in a following of preteen girls and flamboyantly gay guys. I don’t have a problem with gay men screaming in excitement because I know that’s just a mini-orgasm for them. With the little girls though, I swear I could punch them all in the face. The Bieber shriek is particularly blood curling, and I will die a happy man if I never have to hear it again. Sadly, I know that’s not going to be the case.
I Hate Rich Little Boys
I’m not denying that Justin Bieber has worked for his money, but I get a bit annoyed when he flaunts it around. He’s not as cocky as Aaron Carter and other boys that preceded him, but he does have a sense of arrogance that you can see a mile away. I would be much more tolerant of a 70 year old forensic psychologist that bragged about the money he worked for all his life. Bieber the damn-near-billionaire just gets under my skin.
I Hate Every Little Thing
There really isn’t anything about Bieber Fever that I like. I realize it’s a fad and will eventually go away, but for now, I’m going to bitch about it. If you don’t agree with me, too bad. You already read this article, so now my thoughts are in your head. Muhahahaha!
Alright, enough of my soap box moment. I’ll try to get back on track next time – “try” being the operative word there.